The rumors are spreading like wildfire and in its path stand the fantasies of every man in the form of a list of Hollywood’s hottest starlets. Sources have revealed that Jessica Alba has been filling a Valtrex prescription and the gift giver is none other than Derek Jeter. Whether Jeter has been delivering homeruns off the field with a tainted bat is purely speculation and even though the fantasies have been damaged beyond repair, New York’s playboy superstar has little to worry about with his image. Rumors are rumors that start in coffee shops and spread across the internet by overly dominant pink gossip websites. Let’s not lose sight of the fact that Derek Jeter has bedded a list of Hollywood’s finest, including: the Jessica’s (Alba and Biel), Scarlett Johannson, Vanessa Minnillo, Jordana Brewster, Gabrielle Union, Vida Guerra, Tyra Banks and of course Mariah Carey. One word, wow. But then again, a rumor is a rumor, and even though Derek Jeter may be every number 3 hitter’s dream to follow on the field, you can bet that off the field no man will be following him in their dreams anymore.

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